When God Created the Blessed Virgin Mary

(With apologies to the memory of Erma Bombeck.)

[Greetings, Church fans! Here is the text of the homily. As always, you may see it on our Facebook Page at your leisure. Blessings – Fr. Leo]

I did something for the first time the other day.  I went to Fred Meyer and got a senior discount. I am officially middle aged. I kind of like it. Life is a little cheaper than it was a year or so ago. 

One of the wistful things about getting older is that so much of what you grew up with is virtually unknown to the generations that come after you. That’s okay, I guess, but there are some things worth sharing.  One of those things is wit and wisdom of one Erma Bombeck.  

Erma Louise Bombeck was an American humorist who achieved great popularity in the second half of the 20th century for her newspaper column that depicted suburban home life.

Beginning in 1965 until her death in 1996, she published 4,000 newspaper articles. By the 1970’s, her twice weekly columns were read by thirty million readers in 900 newspapers of USA and Canada. Her 15 books were all bestsellers. 

One of her finest pieces was entitled: “When God Created Mothers.” It originally ran on May 11, 1974, and appeared again in her book, Motherhood: The Second Oldest Profession.  I’d like to share it with you now.

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         When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of “overtime” when the angel appeared and said. “You’re doing a lot of fiddling around on this one.”

         And God said, “Have you read the specs on this order?” She has to be completely washable, but not plastic. Have 180 moveable parts…all replaceable. Run on black coffee and leftovers. Have a lap that disappears when she stands up. A kiss that can cure anything from a broken leg to a disappointed love affair. And six pairs of hands.”

         The angel shook her head slowly and said, “Six pairs of hands…. no way.”

         “It’s not the hands that are causing me problems,” God remarked, “it’s the three pairs of eyes that mothers have to have.”

         “That’s on the standard model?” asked the angel. God nodded,   “One pair that sees through closed doors when she asks, ‘What are you kids doing in there?’ when she already knows. Another here in the back of her head that sees what she shouldn’t but what she has to know, and of course the ones here in front that can look at a child when he goofs up and say, ‘I understand and I love you’ without so much as uttering a word.”

         “God,” said the angel touching his sleeve gently, “Get some rest,  tomorrow….”

         “I can’t,” said God, “I’m so close to creating something so close to myself. Already I have one who heals herself when she is sick…can feed a family of six on one pound of hamburger…and can get a nine year old to stand under a shower.”

         The angel circled the model of a mother very slowly. “It’s too soft,” she sighed.

         “But tough!” said God excitedly. “You can imagine what this mother can do or endure.”

         “Can it think?”

         “Not only can it think, but it can reason and compromise,” said the Creator.

         Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek.

“There’s a leak,” she pronounced. “I told You that You were trying to put too much into this model.”

         “It’s not a leak,” said the Lord, “It’s a tear.”

         “What’s it for?”

         “It’s for joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness, and pride.”

         “You are a genius, ” said the angel.

         Somberly, God said, “I didn’t put it there.”
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In case you were wondering, yes, Erma Bombeck was Catholic, She joined the Church when before marrying her husband Bill in 1949 at the age of 22.

So, I read Erma Bombeck’s insights about mothers and motherhood.  And then I look at today’s gospel.  And I wonder…was there a similar conversation in heaven before God created the Blessed Virgin Mary.  I can imagine the Archangel Gabriel walking by God’s workshop.

       “Hey, Gabe!” the Lord said, “Can you come in here for a second? I want to show you something.”  

       “Sure, Lord,” Gabriel says, “What can I do for…oh…oh my! That is something special.” 

       “What do you think?” God asked.

       “She’s beautiful. Like nothing I’ve ever seen. Is this the Mother of God project you’ve been working on?”

       “Absolutely,” God replied. “She has all the features of the standard model, but I made one big modification. Can you spot it?

       The Angel Gabriel looked intently at the model of the Mother of God. “It’s not obvious on the surface, you must have done something inside…Hello, what’s this?  What have you done to her heart?  It’s different somehow.”

       “You’ve a sharp eye, Gabe,” God replied. “That, my fair herald of the heavenly hosts, is the Immaculate Heart!”

       “Wow!” the angel replied.  

       God gushed on, “First, I applied a protective coating so that it is preserved from the stain of Original Sin and all other malware.”

       “Impressive.  That means she will have no barrier to perceive your will.” 

       “That’s just the beginning,” God said, “Remember, not only is she going to be the Mother of Christ, but also the Mother of the Church.”  Her Immaculate Conception allows me to give her a limitless capacity to love.  She can stream directly from Cloud in real time.”

       “Unlimited capacity for love,” the angel mused. “that does make her worthy for the Incarnation program. But have you allowed enough tolerance for free will? You can’t over-program these things, you know. It puts them into an endless causal loop.”

       “That’s the difficult part,” God said. “For the Incarnation program to work, her choice has to completely free. Love has no value if it is not free.  Her acceptance has to be a free act of love.  

       “That’s risky,” Gabriel replied. “What if she refuses.”

       “That’s a chance I’m willing to take,” God replied.

       “I don’ know,” Gabriel said. “You’ll overload it. Look! It’s already torn.”

       “It’s there on purpose,” God replied. “If she is going to love like I love, I can’t preserve her from the suffering that I’m going to go through.  This is a heart united to mine in every way. It can’t be avoided.”

       “Will she have any idea of this when you ask her?”

       “Perhaps,” God replied.

       “I don’t like it,” the angel said. “It’s too risky. She’ll need an infinite amount of help from the support desk.”

       “Yes,” said God, “I suppose she will.  That’s why I’m sending you.” 

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You know, I wrote this little mediation, and I began to ask myself, “What is the difference between the Immaculate Heart, which was preserved from the stain of Original Sin, and the heart of every Christian, where the stain of Original Sin, indeed all sin, is wiped away in the Passion, Death and Resurrection of Christ?

       Do our hearts have any less capacity to love?

              To create?

                      To forgive?

Leo the Great was right when he said, “Christian, remember your dignity.”

What a beautiful thing / that Almighty God in his loving plan, found a way to give us each a heart like hers.

God had a plan for the Blessed Virgin –

       With all her heart, Mary said, “Yes” to God.”

       Thus, the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us- and the world has never been the same.

Christian, God also has a plan for you.

Imagine what will happen when you say ‘Yes’ to God.

There is no limit to your capacity to love

to create,

to forgive.

       Christian, do not be afraid.  For you have found favor with God.

We Need a Little Joy!

It’s fun to have a dog named Joy. She thinks every other Christmas carol is for her. She also thinks that the Third Sunday in Advent is dedicated just for her!                                                 

       That’s partly true, I guess, but it is even more so for the rest of us. In every penitential season, the Church lets us take a little break about two-thirds of the way through.  Like all things liturgical, there is a practical and a spiritual reason. This makes sense because as human beings, we are body and soul. 

The practical/corporeal reason is that psychologically and physically, we need to take a break every once in awhile. As the saying goes, “All work and no play” makes us pretty dreary people to be around. Quite frankly, I think the world has enough dreariness in it at the moment. Spiritually and liturgically, the Church is reminding us that as we continue to “make ready the way of the Lord,” and the end of the world, we should not do so in spirit of dread and doom, but of great rejoicing. For the believer, the second coming of Christ brings with it the fulfillment of all of our hopes and deepest desires. The resurrection of the dead and final judgment will bring with it the coming of “a new heaven and a new earth.” (Rev. 21:1) It will mean an end to all suffering and pain and eternal communion with the Trinity and all the Saints. So as St. Peter says, “There is great cause for rejoicing here.” (1 Pet 1:6)  The key is to be ready.

Did I mention that we will be having the opportunity for confessions three extra times this coming week. On Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday at 7:00 PM, we will start with Evening Prayer and then there will be at least two or three confessors on hand…most of whom have absolutely no idea who you are! 

Advent is a time for preparation and for rejoicing in as we prepare for the coming of the Lord in glory, even as we prepare to celebrate his first coming in humility.  Maranathá! Come, Lord Jesus!  Do not delay.

 – Fr. Leo

Tu Solus Dominus

  It was fun to live in Rome for the better part of nine years off and on. The historic center of the city has been described by some as a “city of surprises.”  This was certainly true in my experience.  It’s a fun city to get lost in. After winding your way through twisting, narrow streets, hardly wider than an alleyway, suddenly you emerge into the open where something beautiful is waiting for you. 

       There are lots of little surprises as well. Once I was taking a shortcut through a back alley that I had taken many times before. Since the cobblestones were uneven there, I always tended to look down where I was going, but this morning I happened to look up and notice and inscription above one of the doors. Carved into the marble in three inch Roman script it simply said, “TU SOLUS DOMINUS.” In English it can be rendered “You alone are the Lord,” as it is in the Gloria that is sung at the beginning of Mass.

But as you Latin scholars out there know, it can also be rendered in a more personal way to read: “You alone, Lord.” or “Lord, only you.”

The fun thing is that ANY of these interpretations work as we celebrate the Solemnity of Christ the King this weekend. We can see this feast in its cosmic sense, where Jesus is indeed Lord of all Creation. He is the one who has dominion over all creation.  His is a sovereignty above all others. All nations, kingdoms, principalities, churches, parishes, corporations, co-ops, pinochle clubs, etc. will answer to him. There is nothing in the created order that will not be accountable to Christ, the King of the Universe.

In the more personal sense, the Christians acknowledge that Christ has dominion over every aspect our lives as well. There is no part of our life that is separated from God’s presence and God’s love as shown to us in Christ Jesus. If I acknowledge Jesus as Savior and Lord, that changes everything. Primarily, it will determine how I will organize my life; how I spend my time and resources and with whom.

As we celebrate the sovereignty of Christ over creation and over our lives, it’s a good time to reflect on whether or not he really is the center of our lives.  Here is a simple test to see if that is the case. Look at your calendar and your wallet. Do you organize your time and the time of the household around prayer and worship of Christ? Is it the priority to which everything else must defer? If so, great.  If not, then perhaps you need to make adjustments. Similarly, on what are you spending your money and other resources? Is Christ and his Church your first priority to which all other financial decisions defer?  If so, great! If not, then perhaps you need to make adjustments. 

It’s not rocket science. Christ is either Lord of the Universe and Lord of our lives or he is not. If we live our lives with him at the center, then everything else will be rightly ordered and no part of our lives will be separated from God.

To be entrusted with much…

[A reminder, this is the text of the homily. To see the video go to our parish Facebook page: https://facebook.com/stpatsak/. Enjoy!

As most of you know, I was in business before I went into seminary.  In fact, on the seminary application, it asked, “If you don’t become a priest, what do you see yourself doing in five years?”

I wrote: “Working on the third million.”

But as we see in the gospel today, trade and investing were very much a part of life in Jesus’ day as well.  So much so that he could tell the parable of the talents.     

  • Of course, you know the most successful investor in the Bible was Noah.  He floated stock while everything around him went into liquidation.
  • The mother of Moses was also a pretty savvy investor, she went the Bank of the Nile and was able to float a little prophet.

So, what is a “talent” anyway?  In the Roman empire, when referring to money it was measure of weight in gold or silver.  Typically, it was about 72 pounds.  So in gold, at today’s market rate of $1889.20 an ounce , a talent would equal about $2,176, 358.40.  A pretty tidy sum.

So, one servant gets 5 talents, one gets 2 and the last gets 1. You do the math.  They each were entrusted with a huge amount.  And the master goes away, for a long time.

I was always curious for about how long. Well, it was certainly long enough for two of them to double their money. So how long would that be?

Actually, it’s not that hard to figure out. In finance, there is a thing called the rule of 72 which states that the amount of time required to double your money can be estimated by dividing 72 by your rate of return. 1 For example: If you invest money at a 10% return, you will double your money every 7.2 years. … If you invest at a 7% return, you will double your money every 10.2 years.

Even assuming a healthy rate of return of 10%. The master was gone for at least seven years.  That’s a long time.

So we there are two things that help us put the parable into context:

       1. They were each entrusted with a LOT of money.

       2.  They had at least 7 years to figure out what to do with it.

       That’s a lot of money, and a lot of time.

So what can we learn from the parable.

1.  God trusts us and he is not stingy.  If we think of the talents as representing our families or our parish, think about how much God trusts us!

       Those of you who are parents, think about how much God trusts you when he gives you your children? To be entrusted 18 years with another little human life of infinite worth to help him or her grow into a loving, giving adult is truly amazing. Look at how much God trusts you.

       And those of us in the St. Patrick’s Parish family, think about how much God has entrusted by giving us this part of the vineyard to tend.  All of the souls in 99504.  Look at how much God trusts us.

       God is not stingy.  Neither should we be.

Lesson #2 – Eventually, we will all be held accountable for what has been entrusted to us. 

       Remember, there is a very deliberate reason this parable is being offered to us as the Church asks us to contemplate the end of the age. 

        God has entrusted us with much.

              We will each be called to render an account of what we have done with it.

       To return to the Lord with increase, that with which we have end entrusted.

       In short, to leave this world, or at least our little part of it, just a little better than what we found it.

       Do a personal inventory. Is your family, your parish, your community, your world, better for having you had you in it?

       If we are faithful in small matters, like the first two servants in the parable, we will come to share the Master’s joy.

Lesson # 3:  Fear is the enemy.

       The last servant doesn’t fair very well.

       What was the problem?  Fear.

The opposite of love is not hate,

       The opposite of love is fear.

Why? Because fear paralyzes us and keeps us from doing the right thing.

       It can be fear of failure, fear of being embarrassed, even, ironically, fear of success.

       The point here is that this life is not just about asset preservation.

       It has everything to do with being about the Master’s business.

       As Hunter S. Thompson once said, “Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, “Wow what a ride!”

Three  lessons we can learn from the parable of the Talents.

       1.  God trusts us and he is not stingy.

       2.  It may take quite a while, but eventually, we will each be held accountable to God for what has been entrusted to us. 

       3.  Fear is the enemy, because it paralyzes us and keeps us from doing the right thing.

No, we cannot do everything, but we can and should do something with all that has been entrusted to us in this life. We may not be called to change the whole world, but we should have a profound effect upon that part of the world with which we come into contact. So that we leave this world a little better than what we found it.

Much of this is summed up in Bishop Ken Untner’s prayer on the occasion of the death of Oscar Romero.  Bishop Untner wrote:

It helps, now and then, to step back and take a long view.

The kingdom is not only beyond our efforts, it is even beyond our vision.

We accomplish in our lifetime only a tiny fraction of the magnificent enterprise that is God’s work.

Nothing we do is complete, which is a way of saying that the Kingdom always lies beyond us.

No statement says all that could be said.

No prayer fully expresses our faith.

No confession brings perfection.

No pastoral visit brings wholeness.

No program accomplishes the Church’s mission.

No set of goals and objectives includes everything.

This is what we are about.

We plant the seeds that one day will grow.

We water seeds already planted, knowing that they hold future promise.

We lay foundations that will need further development.

We provide yeast that produces far beyond our capabilities.

We cannot do everything, and there is a sense of liberation in realizing that.

This enables us to do something, and to do it very well.

It may be incomplete, but it is a beginning, a step along the way, an opportunity for the Lord’s grace to enter and do the rest.

We may never see the end results, but that is the difference between the master builder and the worker.

We are workers, not master builders; ministers, not messiahs.

We are prophets of a future not our own.

To God, What is God’s

(Deacon Mick was up in the pulpit this weekend. Some good things to ponder here.)

There is at least one word in the English language that

has the power to elect politicians to a high office,

finance the military,

cause economic hardship,

and get you to pull your hair out of your head. 

One word. 

Wars have been fought over this word,

nations established,

and people sent to jail for not taking heed

when this word was spoken. 

The word is taxes.

In today’s Gospel,

the enemies of Jesus thought that

they really had Jesus in trouble this time. 

The gospel tells us

he was approached by Pharisees and Herodians. 

Now, these two groups were bitter enemies. 

Israel was under Roman rule

and the Herodians were totally loyal to Rome. 

They would have immediately accused Jesus of

promoting civil rebellion and revolution

if he had said “don’t pay the taxes.” 

The Pharisees, on the other hand,

held that God alone was their king and Lord

and they viewed the paying of taxes to Rome

as caving in to the hated Roman emperor, Tiberius Caesar,

a foreigner and a pagan at that. 

This hot issue was made worse by the fact that

Rome’s tax burden on the Jewish people

was extremely heavy. 

Jesus asked them to show him a Roman coin. 

The fact that they could produce one was evidence that,

like it or not,

they participated in Rome’s commerce and economy. 

Jesus’ answer to their question is well known,

“Give back to Caesar the things that are Caesar’s

and to God the things that are God’s”

Jesus avoided getting caught in their trap. 

He reminded us

we have obligations to both God and civil authority. 

We need good leadership in our country

and in all the countries of the world. 

With good leadership the citizenship will prosper. 

Without it, the people will suffer. 

Even St. Paul reminds us to

pray for our leaders and obey them. 

In this particular confrontation from the Gospel,

Jesus did imply that

since the people chose to participate in the Roman economy,

they had obligations there. 

But Jesus didn’t answer how

we are to treat some of those modern thorny issues that

we have to deal with in a society that

believes in the separation of church and state.

We have to figure out most of those issues ourselves,

taking a cue from other things Jesus taught us,

especially from his teaching that

obeying God is our greatest responsibility. 

When we break the laws of our country,

we get arrested or fined or

have to pay some consequence. 

When we break God’s laws, however,

God doesn’t come knocking on out door

ready to fine us or lock us in jail. 

If he did,

there wouldn’t be many people out on the streets. 

God isn’t in the business of being a policeman. 

Rather

he is interested in having us love him

and doing what is right because of love. 

And love cannot be forced;

it must be given freely. 

God could have made us all robots

and we would have done exactly what he wanted us to do, but

if we were robots

we would not be human

nor would we be capable of love. 

When God gave us free will,

God took a big chance that

we might choose not to love him. 

Apparently, he thought it was worth taking that chance.

Give back to God what is God’s, Jesus tells us. 

And because God does not come knocking on our doors

when we do not give him what we owe him,

it’s easy for us to say I’ll pray later,

or I’ll go to church later next week

or I’ll be a good person later. 

My friends,

later just may not be there for any of us. 

Nothing is more important than our relationship with God. 

Someday we will leave behind

all the other things we think are so important,

and the only thing we will have left

is the love for God and for others that

we have demonstrated in our daily lives. 

That love will grow and develop

only by prayer and good works. 

In our society,

which wants immediate results,

many important things in life

do not give immediate pay offs. 

When we plant a seed in the ground,

it doesn’t produce fruit the first day. 

If we buy stock in a good company today,

it probably won’t go up 50 points tomorrow. 

A good education takes many years

before it pays dividends. 

The things we do to serve and obey our God

are an investment,

an investment that will bless us in this present life,

but the full reward of living such a life are off in the future. 

As St. Paul tells us,

“…eye has not seen, nor ear heard,

nor has it entered into our hearts

what things God has prepared for those who love him.”

What God asks of us is simple; 

Prayer, obedience, love,

love of God and for each other. 

In line with prayer,

we cannot neglect the most important prayer we have,

the Eucharist. 

“Do this in memory of me,” he said. 

That’s why we are here today,

to give to God our ears to listen,

our hearts to be united with him,

our gratitude, our expressions of faith

as we praise him and receive him.

We will get in trouble with the law

if we do not give back to Caesar

the things that are Caesar’s,

but we have the most to loose

if we do not give back to God

the things that are God’s.

That loss could be our eternal happiness.

Stewards of Gods’ Abundant Gifts

I’m fascinated by science and space exploration.

       Thus I took great interest that in preparation for the colonization of the Moon and the eventual mission to Mars, NASA and Space X had recently put several cows into orbit…It was the herd shot round the world. 

       Don’t laugh, the steaks have never been higher!  

But it was not well done. They burned up on reentry.  It was udder disaster. 

       (I’m going to get some searing comments about that one.) 

Anyhoo, I like a good steak.  Even more I enjoy having a good steak or any good meal with the friends in my bubble around a nice table. The parish house is very blessed to have a nice set of china donated by Helen and an equally nice set of silver. 

       Incidentally, as a COVID survival technique.  I encourage you to break out the good China and crystal at least once a week, maybe for Sunday dinner and cook up an outrageously elaborate meal and share it with those in your bubble.

       There are lot of reasons for doing this. 

       1.  It’s fun.

       2.  It brings elegance and class into an increasingly drab world.

       3.  It’s a good way to give thanks to God for his generosity.

In a way, that’s a lot of what our Lord is getting at today in the Gospel with the parable of the Wedding Banquet.

First, let’s look at the first reading.

       What’s the lesson here?

              THE LORD WILL PROVIDE…IN ABUNDANCE!

Listen to the language

       On this mountain the LORD of hosts

              will provide for all peoples

              a feast of rich food and choice wines,

              juicy, rich food and pure, choice wines.   

 Then he goes on to say that the Lord will establish peace among peoples, and destroy even death itself

       What Isaiah is describing this the “messianic age” when the world and everyone in it will reconciled to God and live in harmony in accord with God’s plan. In a word, everything will be as it is intended to be. 

The 23rd psalm echoes this sense of harmony and abundance.

       “He spread the table before me in the sight of my foes.

He anoints my head with oil – my cup overflows. ”

Paul also speaks to the abundance of God’s generosity  In this case, he downplays the role of the material in this world. For him, it just didn’t matter,

       I have learned the secret of being well fed and of going hungry,

              of living in abundance and of being in need.

But he is very clear that God is not stingy, especially when it comes to bestowing his grace and spirituals gifts on his beloved (that’s us). 

       My God will fully supply whatever you need,

              in accord with his glorious riches in Christ Jesus.


So, now that we understand that God does not just give us what we need, but far more than what we need, especially when it comes to the grace and power we need to live the life to which we have been called, let’s dive into the parable.

Like all parables, it lends itself to multiple levels of interpretation. But the context of this one is pretty clear. Like last week, it is addressed to the chief priests and the elders.  In short, those who have been entrusted with the spiritual heritage of God’s people. 

With this in mind, the intent of the parable is clear. Jesus is chewing them out for being poor stewards of their heritage

The King who throws the banquet is the Lord God.

       Those first invited are the religious leaders.

The wedding feast is the Kingdom of God and the very messianic age described by Isaiah in the first reading.

A word about wedding feasts in ancient Palestine.

       They were outrageously lavish affairs.

       Remember there were four parts to the wedding ritual.

              The contract,

              the betrothal,

              the transfer of the bride to the household of the groom,

              and the wedding banquet. 

These wedding banquets went on for days.

       It is surmised that the wedding at Cana had been going on for three days before they ran out of wine. Imagine that.

You can imagine how elaborate a royal wedding feast could be. That is the image that Jesus wanted in people’s minds when he was talking about the heavenly banquet.

The King sends out the invitation.

       The messengers or the Old Testament prophets.

Surprisingly, the invited guests don’t come. 

       And we know from other places in the sacred text that many prophets were rejected, and some, like Jeremiah, were actually killed.

       Here, he is scolding the religious leaders of his day for doing the exact same thing as their forebears. 

So, echoing last week’s words: “tax collectors and prostitutes are entering the Kingdom before you,”

       the parable continues with the invitation to whomever they can find. 

       It’s sort of a messianic “come as you are party.” 

And that’s pretty much what we try to do as well as the Church. The call to discipleship is universal. 

       It’s not about being worthy, it’s about being called.

       The Church is a hospital for sinners, not a rest home for saints.


But now we get to the troubling part of the parable. The casting out of the fellow without the wedding garment.  

It’s very intriguing because it seems so harsh What’s Jesus trying to say here?

Jesus knew the human condition better than just about anybody.  And he knew his disciples were not immune from the same tendency.

       They can see what he is doing, putting the religious leaders in their place. I could imagine Jesus disciples getting pretty smug as they listened to the parable about the feast.

       So, the second part of the parable is for them

              and for us.

In a word…don’t get smug!  Don’t get complacent just because you’ve been invited to the feast.

So what’s the deal with the wedding garment?

       Well, apparently in those days, especially at royal functions, as a courtesy to elevate the dignity of the guests and to make sure the decorum of the gathering was maintained, the host would give to each guest a garment to be worn.

       It was a gesture of hospitality. The host wanted to you to look good for the occasion, and so he gave you the means to do so.

This would have been the case at the wedding feast described in the parable.

       The implication here, is that this particular fellow was given the wedding garment when he arrived, but had removed it at some point, thus insulting the king. 

       The implications for us are profound. 

       For us, the wedding garment is the white garment placed on us at our baptism. Very much like the one (the server), Deacon Mick, and I am wearing now. 

       We are wearing them, of course, on your behalf.  But if you wanted to, I suppose you could wear one every time you came into the church. Wouldn’t that be something to see? 

      
We are each given on of these at our baptism, but like this fellow who removed his wedding garment, when we sin or when we even fail to identify ourselves as disciples of Jesus by our actions or inactions, in effect we remove the baptismal garment given to us by the King of Kings and Lord of Lords when he invited us to this Eucharistic feast. 

       Think about your physical baptismal garment.

       Where is it? What does it look like now?

Now thing about your spiritual baptismal garment, the one you wear on the inside, next to your heart and soul.  

Is it worn or stained?  Is it moth-eaten or musty for lack of use?  Does it need a good mending or washing in the sacrament of reconciliation to make it presentable at feast?  

       I could go on. But my point is clear.

In the abundance of God’s love and mercy, we have each been invited to the feast.

       Have we been good stewards of this great gift of faith? 

       Have we cherished our baptism in and worn the our baptismal garment in gratitude and steadfast faith?

       If so, then as Paul says, we can do all things in him who strengthens us.

       If not, then it’s time to get to the confessional.

Let me close by reminding us all of the words that were said to us at our baptism when we were clothed in white garment symbolizing that our sins are always washed clean in the blood of the Lamb.

My dear friends in Christ in St. Patrick’s Parish (and beyond),

you have become a new creation,

and have clothed yourself in Christ.

See in this white garment the outward sign of your Christian dignity.

With your family and friends to help you by word and example,

bring that dignity unstained

into the everlasting life of heaven. All: Amen     

Respect Life Sunday – Deacon Mick Fornelli

Once again, Deacon Mick has given an excellent homilly – this time on Respect Life Sunday. His text is below. – LAW

The parable of the vineyard, to a certain degree
sums up the story of redemption.
The leaders of Israel were given care of the vineyard but
they didn’t produce for the Lord.
They rejected and killed the Son
who came to help, assist and guide them
in producing a yield for the Lord.
Finally, the vineyard
was then given to new stewards and keepers.
These new stewards, these new keepers,
these new managers of the vineyard in todays world
are you and me.

The vineyard is our world, our society.
It is rich in abundant blessings.
So—what are we doing with the vineyard?
How are we caring for it?
You see, within this vineyard is the most precious gift of all,
the gift of human life.

Do we reverence life?
Of course, we reverence life when we see a beautiful baby,
a young married couple,
a person at the height of his or her powers.
If something should ever happen to such individuals,
all the medical resources of this society
would be gathered and mobilized to help save a life.

The real challenge
we bring to our vineyard, our country
is to ask not
whether we reverence life in the beautiful,
the healthy, the talented
but whether we care for all human life.

Now, some people say the Catholic Church is preoccupied with abortion, with protecting the unborn.
Once a baby is born, they say,
the Catholic Church disappears.
This is absolutely false!
If there is any institution on earth that
for the twenty centuries of its existence
has looked after the poor, the sick,
the orphans, the hungry, the uneducated,
those afflicted with cancer, aids, Covid-19,
the homeless, addicts,
refugees and immigrants (even when unpopular),
it’s the Catholic Church.

This massive commitment by the Catholic Church
to the works of mercy
is true not only in the United States but around the world.
Today, however,
the Church focuses especially on the unborn because
that is where a major threat resides today.

To disregard life at its most vulnerable,
when you can’t see it, can’t tickle it,
can’t touch it, can’t look into its eyes
is the beginning of the dehumanizing
and trivializing of all human life,
the start of the slippery slope
to the disregard for all human life
that we see escalating today.

That is why the Church today is the voice of the unborn,
as she was for the lepers,
the disabled, and the orphan in the past.
The wider issue, of course,
is not only what is happening to the unborn
but what is happening to us.

There are groups around that
take care of the environment
because the environment can’t take care of itself.
There are groups of people dedicated
to the taking care of wildlife,
following the mandate of Genesis,
because wildlife in today’s world can’t protect itself.

So what about the care of human life,
especially unborn life?
These human beings cannot protect themselves either.

God gave us a beautiful world
in which we can come to grow
in His image and to know Him.
The crown of this vineyard is human life.

If this portion of the vineyard, human life, is ravaged,
it won’t be from outer space,
it will be from neglect here on earth.
It won’t be from some outside invasion
but from within,
as human life is wasted and destroyed by our action or inaction.

My friends, choose some dimension of human life,
the elderly, the disabled, or especially today,
the unborn and make that your area of special care,
your way of serving the Lord and caring for the vineyard.

The month of October and specifically this Sunday
has been designated
Respect Life Month
by the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops.

It’s a time for us to evaluate
how well we are doing in the vineyard
to respect life of —
all ages, races, colors, and creeds from conception to natural death.
To respect the precious gift of life
especially for those who are unable to protect themselves
or speak for themselves.

God has given us a vineyard,
the only one like it, as far as we know, in the universe
blessed with the miracle of human life.
The Lord has sent his Son to help us
through the power of the Holy Spirit.

The Lord has truly given us a beautiful country,
this vineyard called the United States.
Whether it’s a place where
all human life has a chance to grow and thrive
is up to us — up to you and me.
Whether the future holds a respect for human life
is not decided by the stars,
it will be decided by ourselves.

We have been given a job to do by the Lord.
None of us can do everything.
We all can do something
to restore respect for human life
In our vineyard —- in our time of stewardship.

Or as we heard in today’s gospel——-

“Therefore, I say to you, the Kingdom of God will be taken away from you and given to a people that will produce its fruit”

God’s Ways, Our Ways

Last week I talked about how every sin we have ever committed or ever will commit has already been forgiven by God. Our response to that grace is to place ourselves at the foot of the Cross in the Sacrament of Reconciliation (Confession). This week sort of follows up on that with the parable of the generous vintner. 

       It was a common thing in the ancient world (and even the modern world in some places, like Home Depot) that day laborers would gather in central square and those landowners and contractors who needed workers would go there to hire them for the day. The usual daily wage was a silver coin worth ten donkeys called a denarius. (Hence the name, for you Latin scholars out there.) A typical workday was from dawn to dusk.

       Given the brief hiring process, the owner usually had to keep an eye on the workers so that they didn’t slack off or steal his stuff. The odd thing about the story is that he keeps going there at different hours of the day. This should be the first hint to the listener that my thoughts are not your thoughts/nor are your ways my ways, says the LORD. (Is 55:7)

       This is an important thing for us to keep in mind, especially in a parish like this. Alaska is one of those places where longevity brings credibility and status.  People will introduce themselves to you and immediately tell you how long they have been in the state, in the parish, in the neighborhood, etc.  There is a temptation to think of oneself as a bit more important or deserving simply because one has been here more than one winter.

       At the same time, we Alaskans and St. Patrick’s folks are pretty darn good at welcoming the newcomer. We love our state, our town, our neighborhood, and our parish. We want other people to love it too. So we bring cookies to new neighbors, help folks out with furniture, get them connected to things going on in the local scene that might interest them. In many ways we do this better than in other places. Probably because most of us came here from somewhere else too.

       This is the virtue that Jesus is talking about in the parable. In this sense, the denarius represents our relationship with God and each other. What matters is that at some point we have been invited into the vineyard. When we get there is meaningless. 

       This is because the Kingdom of God is about relationships. Sometimes you will hear me talk about “Our parish family”. This is very intentional. Think about your own immediate family, such as it is?  Is the last child any less a part of the family than the first child, simply because they arrived on the scene later?  No.  In the same way, none of us is less a member of the parish, less a member of the Church, less a member of the Kingdom because we got here later than someone else.

       Let us strive then to welcome others into this little part of the vineyard we call St. Patrick’s Parish, and to invite as many as we can into this gathering of holy goofballs we call the St. Patrick Parish family. 

Laetare Sunday and COVID-19, Who Sinned?

Hi, there, People of God!

We’ve been shut down for a week here at St. Patrick’s in Muldoon. The threat is real. So do all the things that are being recommended. It does mean that we have become a bit more creative in how we are bringing the Word, if not the Sacraments to the masses. To wit:


The office is shut down too, so we are all working from home as best we can.

Let’s all keep each other in prayer, as well as those most directly affected by the virus, and especially those who care for them.


The text of this weekend’s homily is below. You can see and hear it at the links above.

    During this COVID-19 Inter-MISSION, it is normal to ask the  question, “Why? Why is this happening?” Some of my well-meaning friends of other Christian traditions, and also some Catholics have shared with me that they think it is divine retribution for all the sinfulness found in society at the present time. The story of the Man Born Blind in the gospel this week obliterates such a notion. Seeing the man, his disciples ask, “Who sinned?  This man or his parents?”  It was a common notion in those days, based on Deuteronomy 5:9, that if anyone bowed down to a foreign god, the Lord would bring punishment for their “parents’ wickedness on the children…down to the third and fourth generation.”  Jesus response is firm.  It wasn’t him. It wasn’t his parents.

       The harsh reality is that because the world is not God, it is not perfect. Sometimes those imperfections are merely irritating, such as a broken shoelace or a vending machine that takes your money without delivering the goods. But at other times, it can be tragic—a child born blind or a viral pandemic that paralyzes the world. The world is neither benevolent or malevolent; it is simply indifferent and imperfect. 

       The Good News is that we have a God who is neither indifferent nor imperfect. Rather, the benevolent God enters into the very imperfection of the world and transforms it by his presence. This happened in particular way for the Man Born Blind who received his sight.  It happens in a universal way for all of us who receive the forgiveness of our sins. 

       But strangely enough, such sacred mysteries are not self-evident. It takes a bit of humility to realize that we, like the world, are imperfect. This was the mistake of the Pharisees. In their zeal, they lacked the humility necessary to see the significance of the miracle. Thus our Lord can say to them. “If you were blind, you would have no sin; but now you are saying, ‘We see,’ so your sin remains.”

       We live in an extraordinary time that has deprived us, for a time, of the sacraments which are ordinary means of grace. Can we have eyes of faith that see God entering this new, imperfect reality of the present day and transforming it with extraordinary grace?  I pray that we can.

More Humility and a Story

30th Sunday in Ordinary Time, C Cycle

Well, it’s been a good week here at St. Patrick Parish. I’m still living with my mom, but we have found another really nice house not too far from here and we the deal may be done by the first of December.  Kind of reminds me of a story.

One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church. 

He replied, “I’m not going.” 

“Why not?” she asked.

“I’ll give you two good reasons,” he said. “(1), they don’t like me, and (2), I don’t like them.”

His mother replied, “I’ll give you two good reasons why you SHOULD go to church: (1) You’re 59 years old, and (2) you’re the pastor!”

     A couple of weeks ago, I talked about what can be seen a true meaning of “humility.”  Namely, humility is simply to know yourself as you are, without illusion, before Almighty God.  This involves acknowledging everything about you that is right and true and beautiful and just, without falling prey to the temptation of false modesty.  At the same time, it also involves acknowledging the gravity of our capacity to sin without being Pollyannaish (sugar-coating it). In the end, when we fully appreciate what we have been given, and what we have been FORgiven, the only response possible, and the only response necessary, is gratitude. 

     This week, Our Lord gives us a very good example of that in the parable of the Pharisee and the tax collector. In the Jewish mind of first century Palestine, you could not get a more diverse comparison. The Pharisees were seen as those who studied the Law of Moses and tried to live it out to fullest. They were held in highest regard.  On the other hand, tax collectors were seen as collaborators with the Roman occupational government and enriching themselves by their position.  They were despised by all. So at the outset of the parable, the sympathies of the crowd would very much have been with the Pharisee and very much against the tax collector. 

     But Jesus turns that notion on upside down.  In the parable, it is the arrogant Pharisee whose prayer is fruitless and the tax collector who goes away justified.  The reason is clear.  The Pharisee is honest, but arrogant; the tax collector stands honest and humble.     

     Can humility be so easily perverted? Absolutely. There is one kind which is particularly insidious. Sometimes it is a wisp of subtle, underlying cynicism. At other times, it is a pervasive sense of accommodation to a make-shift solution.  Most often it is an expression of undeniable frustration. Or the ubiquitous, “That’s just the way it’s done around here.

      In Psychology, this phenomenon is called “learned helplessness.” Fr. Dan spoke to this a couple of homilies ago when he gave the example of the elephant that remains tied to the stake because he does not believe he has the strength to pull it out.

    Oddly enough, even when things are out of whack, and even when we know they are out of whack, we are oddly resistant to change. 

[Here I told the THE THOU ARE EAGLE STORY. Really, it’s best just to listen to it on the audio file.]

And so my dear friends in at St. Patrick Parish, I have but one question for you…

       Are you chicken?

       or are you eagle?

     As Christians, we are never helpless. In the power of the Holy Spirit, we are a light on a lampstand, the salt of the earth, the city set on a hill. We were created to be great saints, right now, right here in 99504.